Those cheeky Cockneys and their funny language - you gotta love em. But do you simply smile politely when they announce they're going to park the bike up the apple and pears or do you nod knowingly as you blend in like a native.
Maybe you've got a hollybob coming up? Whoops - there I go - that's a vacation for our North American chums. Perhaps you might want to be able to slip into an East End pub and order "a pint of fizzy, please, Treacle" with the conviction that you'll understand the answer?
Well, now you can - for here is our crash course in everything Cock-er-ney rhyming slang. We'll have you 'avin a banana and singing round the old joanna in no time.
Clear out your lug holes, sing a song for the old Baked Bean, get on your plates of meat for a Gypsy's Kiss.